Biking in Burkina

Meeriam Webster- Biking- bik·ing: to ride a bike.
Sounds simple right.
Pedaler au Burkina - ped·all·eh o burrrr·keen·a: trying to keep a velo (bike) in an upright position and preferably having the bike moving forward. In 90° plus (over 100° for really pedalers). Through/over gravel, sand, rocks, more sand, bigger rocks, puddels, small streams, holes, cow dung, rain, more sand, wind, small bushes, goat droppings. While trying to avoid people, trees, more sand, bulls, dogs, goats, motos, other velos, mango stands, sheep, cars, trucks, lakes...
You might be asking why cow dung is under things you ride through instead of avoid, here is the simple answer: when it comes to chosing between getting hit by a moto, running into a bull, or riding through cow crap... cow crap lloks pretty good.
Anyone up for a ride?